Day 94: Gambler's Anonymous

Day 94:  Woody is broke.  He tried his best, but the blood donor job just didn't work out.  He's bankrupt and miserable.  Rita is trying desperately to get things straightened out prior to the wedding.  She signed him up for Gambler's Anonymous.  OMG, not Amanda Peafowl here, too!!!  Maybe that's where the school soccer team's snack bar profits went.

Day 94: Zumba!

Day 93:  Rita has also insisted that Woody get in shape prior to the wedding.  Here's Woody in his first Zumba class.  Good grief, that's the teacher dressed in green???  Look at those hips!

Day 92: The Past Rears it's Ugly Head

Day 92:  Rita found this old picture of Woody visiting his evil twin, Bernie.  As previously mentioned, Bernie is an unscrupulous Loan Shark with a debt collection business on the side.  Apparently, at this time Woody had totally squandered the money from Ellen Degeneres and was desperately gambling to raise funds to continue to afford the lifestyle he has been enjoying.
Not sure how they made out, but the trio left for more partying with a gaggle of Caw Girls, which really irked Rita.

Day 91: New Job

Day 91:  Here's Woody at his new part time job, "Bugs R Us," a new incentive based Blood Bank based on employee donations.  The new company is backed by Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank.  Woody's pictured with two of the more experienced employees and recent winners of the Employee of the Month award.  Not sure if Woody can keep up with the required number of donations compared to this fly by night crew.  I suspect a lot of floor sweeping is in his future.

Day 90: Big Fishes

Day 90:  While Rita is spending her days trying on wedding attire, Woody visits the local Aquarium.  He hopes to get back into deep sea diving once he locates his old flippers and wet suit.  The last time he was diving, he blew out his ear drums, but happily, not a concern this time.  His plan for tonight is to call his old buddy, Larry Kingfisher and head to Chinatown for some delicious fresh sushi.  

Day 89: Oh My!

Day 89:  Oh my!  Just saw this on Rita's Facebook page.  Looks like she and her mom are possibly shopping for bridal accessories.  I guess if you want the latest news, check Facebook.

Day 88: More Painting.

Day 88:  Woody and some buddies are trying a night of fun at 'Painting with a Twist'.  They are interpreting Picasso's "Jeune Fille devant un miroir."  It's obvious Woody's art therapy and lessons have paid off (Woody's is the colored piece on the easel.)  Woody knocked over his first glass of wine and ruined the painting belonging to a feisty female pygmy falcon sitting close by.  The owners felt it best to move the falcon and the refreshments to the opposite side of the room.