Day 9: Bernie Comes to Visit

Day 9: Woody had a surprise visit from his evil twin, Bernie, a Loan Shark who lives in Las Vegas and has a Debt Collection business on the side. The name of his enterprise is "Accounting Crow" and Bernie is very influential in local politics.
Growing up, the girls loved Bernie's bad boy persona over Woody's pecker attributes. Needless to say, Bernie's visit refueled old conflicts and will likely interrupt Woody's positive progress.
Also, I made an appointment with a dermatologist to look at Woody's torso discoloration. She hopes to fit us in early next week.