Day 40: Maternity Ward

Day 40:  Woody's recuperation is going well.  He decided to visit his Niece who recently moved back to town.  Here is Woody in the maternity ward prior to the hatching of his Grandnephew and Grandniece who were conceived in Ukraine.  (They are the fraternal twins pictured with an unidentified local embryo.)

Day 38: Woody's Missing

Day 38:  Woody has been missing for several days.  I hear he had prosthetic cranial surgery and has been in seclusion.  Ellen Degeneres recommended Dr. Drew Ordon from The Doctors, whose fee was extremely high, but they compromised and decided on a reasonably priced Amazon.com "Prosthetic Weatherproof Headpiece with Rain Bill Drip Prevention Extension" by Totes."  Here is Maggie's remorseful Instagram get well post to Woody.  I hope to have a picture of Woody when he is released tomorrow.

Day 35: NO!

Day 35:  Woody, no.  I realize you think you could be SuperBird, but an aging Clark Kent is not the right look for you.  Let's put our heads together, or at least one of our heads, and attempt to find a solution that can fly.

Day 25: More Hometown Touring

Day 25:  This is the cat house at the far end of town where Woody and most of his high school buddies went on Sat. nights to nest with wild nightingales and flycatchers.  After one of these raucous visits, his entire fraternity had to be treated for thrush.  I could go on and on with numerous stories and innuendos, but sadly this is a G rated story.