Day 46: Safari Continued

Day 46:  More safari footage.  Woody encounters a dangerous, raging herd of elephants.  Obviously, this is a highly mutant gang of outcasts as no two seem to share similar genetic markings.  Woody seems unbelievably calm considering the potential for deadly confrontation.  Possibly, Mrs. Grubb's lesson from 10th grade biology class is stored in what remains of his brain stem..."elephants don't eat birds."

Day 31: Woody Buys a Car

Day 31:  On a lark, Woody bought a car today.  He wouldn't admit it, but I'm certain he used the rest of the money Ellen Degeneres gave him and blew it on the roadster.  Woody saw the listing on Craig's List and am guessing this picture was taken by the seller in front of his house.  This really sticks in my craw.  How could he be so bird brained?

Day 25: More Hometown Touring

Day 25:  This is the cat house at the far end of town where Woody and most of his high school buddies went on Sat. nights to nest with wild nightingales and flycatchers.  After one of these raucous visits, his entire fraternity had to be treated for thrush.  I could go on and on with numerous stories and innuendos, but sadly this is a G rated story.

Day 22: PTSD

Day 22:  Woody has been having terrible flashbacks, hallucinations and night terrors.  We're not sure if it's PTSD from the attack or if he's been doing some recreational experimentation with his peeps at the bar.  He's going to have to shake a tail feather and snap out of this.

Day 15: 3 Pinocchios

Day 15: Today, we visited the psychologist. Woody received 3 Pinocchios when he tried to answer the questions about his true mental state. Not a good sign...not to mention there are now possible transgender tendencies surfacing.

Maggie gets a new friend

Maggie is so excited to have a new friend,